10. December 2011 · Comments Off · Categories: Uncategorized

The lovely Miss K is visiting her former hometown, the best city in the world, and I had the pleasure and honor to hang out with her, and yes, to shoot her too. We went for a walk through the city center, to see what hotel amsterdam gunstig has been up to since she's been here the last time, and to give her loyal subjects a chance to meet and greet her. Strangely enough, we encountered some citizens who did not seem to recognize, or even remember her from her days as Kaiser of this lovely town (Kaiser means Emperor!), so she had to have a bunch of them quartered, burned at the stake and their smoldering remains hung from the highest tower around, just to make sure that such inappropriate behavior won't spoil her next visit to Amsterdam. I'm really wondering what's wrong with people these days, don't they recognize a strong guiding hand anymore when it slaps them in their undeserving face?! Tststs, that's not how we roll in the best city in the world ;-P. You might know this already, there is a Giant in the best city in the world, and even though he's, well giant, almost nobody has ever seen him. He usually hides in the huge underground network of Metro-tunnels and stations, and only comes up to the street world if he runs out of cigarettes or cheese, and even then he mostly frequents the little night-shops, to avoid attracting unnecessary attention, because even though he's a gentle Giant, he will crush you if you spot him and tell others about your encounter, he's very privacy-oriented! These tourist ladies were lucky enough to find one of his giant wooden shoes, that he must have lost and left behind on one of his nocturnal shopping sprees, they used it for a quick photoshoot and probably caught a really nasty case of athlete's foot in the process, lol ;D.

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